The thing about the D&D movie which is absolutely genius is that the game mechanics basically insulate them against any of the most frustratingly fun sucking movie criticisms. “But why were the guards looking the wrong way?” Failed their perception check. “Why did the spell stop RIGHT before they would have died” Dropped concentration. It gets to be dumb and fun anyone that TRIES to be the plot hole police gets ever increasingly obscure D&D rulebooks thrown down in front of them and called a fake nerd. There’s NOTHING those type of guys hate more than being a fake nerd. This movie is untouchable.
Usagi Tsukino
Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals
Behold, the kind of stuff Candace says instead of just a good healthy “fuck.” These are all real, canon lines.
Additionally, Candace has come as close to saying “fuck” as is legally allowed in a Disney TV show. Consider:
Please vote for her. She needs it desperately. For her own mental health.
When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text
#i would like to take this up a notch and say when the singular right hand person or romantic interest is referred to as “[your] dog” #incredible shit
Sorry for odd proportions
I’m lazy :)
–I have no excuse for this.
my absolutely favorite thing about the barbie movie is that at no point whatsoever it explains how the mattel employes know about barbieland like imagine starting your new job on mattel and the first thing they tell you on orientation is
“yeah barbieland is real and we’ve had incidents in the past with a doll coming into the real world please see page 7 of your employee handbook for reference also if you wander into a random room on the 17th floor and meet a nice old lady don’t mind her it is just the ghost of our founder”
the d&d movie was so good. they captured the energy perfectly. exposition and character building and meeting that takes 10 minutes. travel across 3 countries in like 5 minutes. bullshit plans that work so hard. a dragon for no reason other than its a fuckin dragon. Chekov’s gun but it’s Chekov’s arsenal. A paladin’s autistic swag. nat 20 on the potato. crying. a very quick “where are they now” segment. everything.
Xenk tries his best to answer Ed’s question 😌🪱💕
blue lock is so real for this
Just wanted to let everyone who isn’t aware yet know
-The amount of dms you can send on Twitter per day is now limited unless you have Twitter Blue, I can’t tell if it’s a 24hr period or if it resets at midnight but I ran out of “allowed” dms to my friend at 2:30am last night
-Elon has decided to rebrand Twitter to “X” and “get rid of all the birds”, completely removing the massive brand recognition Twitter has
-Tumblr is apparently trending in technology on Twitter right now
Also Japanese Twitter is having a field day because the rebranding would result in Twitter being called “X Japan”, which happens to be the name of a very famous Japanese rock band that’s been around since the 80s
x japan’s founder has already posted a thinly veiled legal warning because apparently not only would it be hilariously stupid to make twitter japan “x japan”, but the band owns the trademark, so they can’t
lil nyanakin my beloved
Meddlesome MĂĽncheners
Six Eyes on the past
Jujutsu Kaisen fanart because I always love a good doomed-by-the-narrative